chekhov:

Your nudes leak more often than the New Orleans levies

iphone420:

remember those popsicles from like a long long long time ago and they were timon and pumbaa and they had gummy bugs inside i think about those like every day and cry because i miss them

k1mkardashian:

this reporter crapped her pants while doing an interview 

n1pslip:

if i ever murder someone i know where im gonna hide them is that weird idk

vocaroo:

i wonder what the tumblr servers run on………………..

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Call 911 and ask them how their day is going. They will appreciate it. Friendly gestures go a long way

stealingcheese:

i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.

my art teacher did this to someone once lolz